Tuesday 4th September 2007

I have had a period arrive!! Woohoo!! I'm not going through an early menopause and am hopefully still able to have children at some point. It's v painful but am v, v happy. Means my body is returning to normal.

Had to fill out a form for the DWP today. It included the phrase "If you have an artificial limb, or something like that..." SOMETHING LIKE THAT! What? What is like an artificial limb exactly? A dildo?! What twats write these forms? Was the most ridiculous from I've ever had the 'pleasure' of completing.

Went inside the Royal Pavilion today. Beautiful. Decadent. Dragons everywhere. Magical!

Friday 31st August 2007

Today could be better. Firstly I think I have a cold coming. The banging I thought was coming from next door turns out to be in my head. I also think a small furry mammal has nested in the back of my throat without cutting their toenails since 1983. I'm running out of tissues and scare myself when I walk past reflective surfaces.

Secondly there is no word from the hospital as to scan results. If most of my hair hadn't been lost due to Chemo I think I'd have pulled the same amount out by now.

Thirdly and finally money is becoming an issue due to the incompetent fools at the Benefits Agency. Apparently my form is at one office, then it's at another office, then it doesn't exist at all and will take a week to process. Cretins.

Wednesday 29th August 2007

Back from Manchester Pride.

Highlights of the weekend:

1. Spending lots of time with gorgeous Pablo.
2. Meeting new people including Cassandra the inflatable Flamingo.
3. Watching Beth Ditto. I'm not particularly bothered about the rest of the band...they don't wear Lycra.
4. Being introduced to Cheeky Vimto...the quick and cheap way to get completely off one's tits.
5. Dancing like a loon to Erasure at Poptastic.
6. Having my bum pinched by a Kate Nash looky-likey.

Lowlights of the weekend:

1. Being called a hotter version of Jade Goody by a girl with a squiffy eye from Crawley.
2. Standing behind a girl in a toilet queue who wet herself and then walked into the next available cubicle as if nothing had happened.
3. Axe Girl 'LIES!!' and Heartbreak.
4. Kate Nash looky-likey shyly dashing away after bum-pinching incident.